Texas Curiosities

We learned a few things in Texas. One is not to worry about lizards running across your feet if you stand outside to chat on the phone. I'll admit this was a bit startling, but I'm sure these lizards serve a useful purpose.

The other thing we learned is that we must not be real people after all! According to this sign, real people eat meat. Since we don't eat meat there is only one logical conclusion. Hmm... I wonder if this means we can get some discounts on airfare or health insurance? What category would we fall into if we're not real people? It is all a bit confusing. Maybe Texas isn't the place for us, or maybe we could come back to be vegetarian missionaries to this land of meat-eaters. They obviously have been misled somehow. Sad, really...